The Zero Theorem

The Zero Theorem

The Zero Theorem: Review The Zero Theorem: Review Airman Xley Science Fiction Once again I find myself tired, weary, and insomniac as I struggle to find the words to describe a movie that has rooted itself in my thoughts for the better part of a week. Don’t let...
Tomorrowland

Tomorrowland

Tomorrowland: Review Tomorrowland: Review Airman Xley Adventure Mystery Science Fiction Poppycock! Poppycock I say! I mean, what kind of vision of the future doesn’t feature the elegance and majesty of zeppelins? Really Brad Bird? How boring! Then you’re going to add...
Boy 7

Boy 7

Boy 7: Review Boy 7: Review Airman Xley Action Science Fiction Hi, Airman Xley here. You might remember me from such hit reviews as this year’s sleeper music biopic Love & Mercy or the ever-kinky romp Call Girl of Cthulhu. I’m pleased to report that—after a...
Crimson Peak

Crimson Peak

Crimson Peak: Review Crimson Peak: Review Airman Xley Horror Mystery Thriller There’s nothing worse than going into a weekend disappointed, but I fear I must disappoint you my Dear Reader by robbing you of your excitement and anticipation for Guillermo del Toro’s...
Nightmare Code

Nightmare Code

Nightmare Code: Review Nightmare Code: Review Airman Xley Horror Science Fiction Thriller Every once in a while, I have the privilege of seeing into the future Dear Reader, and I’m here today to tell you it doesn’t look good for humanity. While I’ll choose to save my...
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials: Review Airman Xley Science Fiction Thriller Jesus – I thought we’d never get out of that mountainous labyrinth. I guess that’s what happens when you’re flying around in technology from the 1930s, and your Captain *Cough* Graf...