Up: Review Airman Xley Adventure Animated Comedy Airman Xley—shame on you! You’re supposed to be reviewing all those quality Other Worlds Austin films like OMG, I’m a Robot?! and [Insert new review here]! Yes, yes—I know, dear reader. I’ll get to...
Well, the long hiatus is over, and I’m finally back to work on cynically tearing apart feature films in a manner that would make Anton Ego from Pixar’s Ratatouille proud. It’s been a depressing two weeks, to say the least, so it seems only fitting that this latest...
*Sniffle* Oh! It’s you! Don’t mind me – I’m just balling my eyes out after having watched When Marnie Was There. But Airman Xley – you don’t show emotion! You’re like film critiquing robot! I know, I know! But what am I to do? Studio Ghibli is the cynic’s...
Believe it or not, there is occasion to still be dazzled by something onscreen when sitting in the dark of the theater. It’s alright if you don’t believe me – I mean, why would you? February once again has been slowly trying to poison our love of the cinema with such...
I, as always, find myself more and more intrigued every time I go to the movies. It seems like no matter what it is that I’m watching, I can always at least walk away with some social commentary or a charming anecdote to add to my already extensive list of...
