Dark City

Dark City

Dark City: Review Dark City: Review Airman Xley Action Noir Science Fiction So in honor of Halloween, I’ve decided—not to write about a horror film. Instead, I thought I’d pour my heart and soul out to you, my beloved readers, and share with you the answer to...
Southpaw

Southpaw

There’s something to be said about a film that deals in cliché. The kind of film that celebrates heroism and realizing one’s full potential, and only asks for a minor emotional investment as seasoning to a rehashed, unoriginal story. In the clearing stands a boxer and...
The Tribe

The Tribe

Confession time – I kind of hate people. Specifically I hate people who find a need to proclaim – in earshot of everyone else in a crowded lobby – that they are in fact a cinephile (like this woman at Alamo today). Seeing an arthouse film does not instantly rank...
The Midnight Swim

The Midnight Swim

Oh glorious day! My cinematic wish came true! Director Roland Emmerich was put on trial for crimes again humanity? No dear reader – but that would brighten even the gloomiest of days. A film director said she loved me…IN THE THEATER! Now naturally this is a bit of...
Inside Out

Inside Out

Well, the long hiatus is over, and I’m finally back to work on cynically tearing apart feature films in a manner that would make Anton Ego from Pixar’s Ratatouille proud. It’s been a depressing two weeks, to say the least, so it seems only fitting that this latest...

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