Sinister 2

Sinister 2

If I ever write a movie, Dear Reader, it’s going to be a horror film – if for no other reason than it looks so goddamn easy. Mind you –  I’m not talking about truly original and terrifying scripts, but rather the bland, formulaic ‘terror’ that plagues our local...
Westworld

Westworld

Now I know what you’re going to say—I’m well aware that it has been several weeks since I posted anything resembling a movie review. One might even argue that none of these cynical ravings qualifies as a scholarly film criticism. But I want to say one thing to the...
The Babadook vs. The Orphanage

The Babadook vs. The Orphanage

Rabble! Rabble, rabble! Airman Xley hasn’t reviewed anything in over a week! Rabble! I know, I know – my lack of reviews didn’t help your already depressed week of rain and disappointment. This is what happens when yours truly sees all the ‘big’ movies early and...
Ex Machina

Ex Machina

Ex Machina: Review Airman Xley Drama Mystery Science Fiction Leela: “She doesn’t really love you. She can’t. She’s just a machine that—” Bender: [Shaking his fist] “Stay away from our women! You got metal fever boy! Metal fever!” Just so y’all...
White God

White God

I don’t know whether to be proud of myself or ashamed that I’m not doing something more productive this week. I’m on par to watch something like 7 movies in theaters in 8 days and it’s not even blockbuster season… Understandably I don’t really feel like...